When THIS happens on Facebook...

Facebook is a hotbed of stupidity. It's where humanity goes to die a long, slow, painful death. Just looking at my news feed on a regular basis makes me want to openly weep bitter tears of faithlessness for society.

There are occasional status updates that don't make me want to rip out my own eyeballs, but then, inevitably, there are these little gems:

'A gurl waz walkin in tha park wiv her bf and she sayd to him 'do yhu like me?' and he was all like 'lol, no.' And she blew up and died and he whispered to her 'I LUFF YHU BBZ 2K12' and then he blew up and died too.' 

No. Stop this. Stop it now. This is not right and it is not acceptable. Facebook, this is why I hate people.